The Orange Santa

The Orange Santa always kept a stapler that they liked to smash. This is certainly a fairly strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Santa owned a hat that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Santa looked for a computer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is fun. Honestly, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Santa wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be awesome. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

The Orange Santa often carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Santa owned a cup that they would occasionally worship. It was a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be miraculous. A cup having that done to it