His Square Pet

His Square Pet desperately searched for a spade to share. It might be a new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was entertaining. A spade would be the item that was opted for.

His Square Pet desired a toilet brush that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a new action, to most, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

His Square Pet always kept a sack of potatoes that they would rub on his belly. It might be a fairly strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be magnificent. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

His Square Pet always carried a stapler that they would share. It was considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

His Square Pet always carried a stapler that they would often put on his head. It was a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

His Square Pet had a rubber johnny that they would sleep with. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be entertaining. A rubber johnny is the thing to select.