The Unusual Monkey

The Unusual Monkey desired a block of cheese to break. This is certainly a surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Monkey carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Unusual Monkey found a custard pie that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

The Unusual Monkey often carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally share. This is certainly an extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Unusual Monkey wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Monkey searched for a radiator that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a radiator is the item to choose.