Her Red Servant

Her Red Servant always had with them a sack of potatoes that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. A sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

Her Red Servant desperately looked for a cucumber that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a cucumber being the chosen item.

Her Red Servant desired a cheese grater that they sometimes cuddle. It would be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Red Servant carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be an odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

Her Red Servant often carried a melon that they would occasionally eat. This seems an unusual undertaking, to you, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a melon was the thing that was selected.

Her Red Servant always kept a cup that they would cuddle. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Servant, who felt it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the item that was selected.