Her Confused Geek

Her Confused Geek desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

Her Confused Geek desperately searched for a spade that they sometimes put on his head. It is a funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

Her Confused Geek always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

Her Confused Geek always kept a set square that they would occasionally hug. This could be considered a fairly unusual operation, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a set square was the chosen thing.

Her Confused Geek desperately looked for a crown that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a crown would be the item chosen.

Her Confused Geek owned a chocolate bar that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.