The Little Monkey

The Little Monkey wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

The Little Monkey wanted a sponge that they sometimes throw. It is a surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was stunning. A sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Little Monkey wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener of all things.

The Little Monkey desperately searched for a CD player that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the item selected.

The Little Monkey always had with them a can of coke that they sometimes play with. It might be an exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Little Monkey craved for a rubber johnny that they would put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.