My Exciting Monkey

My Exciting Monkey always had with them a chocolate bar that they sometimes eat. This is certainly a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be wonderous. A chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

My Exciting Monkey owned a bottle of wine that they liked to drop. It might have been an unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine having that done to it

My Exciting Monkey needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was miraculous. A lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

My Exciting Monkey often carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

My Exciting Monkey wanted a bat that they would often annihilate It is considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

My Exciting Monkey searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been an extraordinary approach to life, to you, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.