Orange Servant

Orange Servant desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly original activity, to most, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pencil sharpener of all things.

Orange Servant always had with them a stretchman that they sometimes break. It should have been an original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

Orange Servant owned a stretchman to eat. It would be a weird idea, to many, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

Orange Servant desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Servant, who assumed it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

Orange Servant desperately searched for a wig to play with. It would be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

Orange Servant found a radiator to experiment on. This seems a curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be entertaining. A radiator would be the item that was selected.