The Yellow Unicorn

The Yellow Unicorn always had with them a pint of cider that they would often share. It is considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was wonderous. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

The Yellow Unicorn craved for a ball that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a ball was the item that was opted for.

The Yellow Unicorn carried a toilet brush to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

The Yellow Unicorn owned a custard pie that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the thing selected.

The Yellow Unicorn desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be an extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

The Yellow Unicorn searched for a cucumber that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be simply life. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.