A Magical Monkey

A Magical Monkey owned a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

A Magical Monkey desperately looked for a custard pie that they liked to play with. It might have been a fairly strange action, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

A Magical Monkey looked for a sack of potatoes that they would embrace. It would be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

A Magical Monkey desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

A Magical Monkey always had with them a can of Tango that they would often eat. It is considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

A Magical Monkey desperately craved for a bag of poop that they liked to break. It was considered to be a fairly funny action, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.