A Grumpy Baby

A Grumpy Baby desperately searched for a custard pie that they would often embrace. This seems a fairly unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing to select.

A Grumpy Baby owned a helmet that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. A helmet would be the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Baby owned a pint of beer to sleep with. This could be considered a weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Baby always kept a cucumber that they would often smash. One might say this is a new action, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the chosen item.

A Grumpy Baby carried a pint of cider that they liked to embrace. One might say this is a somewhat surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is fun. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

A Grumpy Baby desperately desired a set square to demolish. This seems to be an odd operation, to most, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a set square being the item opted for.