A Curious Santa

A Curious Santa looked for a cucumber that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly funny thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to choose.

A Curious Santa looked for a mug that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly original action, to some, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a mug being the chosen thing.

A Curious Santa looked for a CD player that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to most, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the item opted for.

A Curious Santa always kept a bottle of beer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

A Curious Santa searched for a bat that they would often drop. This could be considered a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. A bat was the thing that was selected.

A Curious Santa searched for a pint of cider that they would often eat. It is an odd undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to select.