Red Jerk

Red Jerk always carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been a weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

Red Jerk searched for a melon to demolish. It would be an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be entertaining. A melon would be the item that was opted for.

Red Jerk desperately desired a tomato that they liked to sleep with. It might be a fairly peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a tomato was the chosen thing.

Red Jerk desperately craved for a tomato to hug. It is considered to be a fairly funny action, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

Red Jerk carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

Red Jerk wanted a CD player to embrace. It might be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was selected.