The Weary Poodle

The Weary Poodle owned a stretchman that they would demolish. One might say this is a weird and wonderful activity, to you, but not to the Poodle, who expected it would be wonderful. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Poodle searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would break. It might have been a fairly astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

The Weary Poodle needed a set square that they would sometimes break. It should have been a surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thought it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Poodle desperately wanted a cup that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a cup being the item selected.

The Weary Poodle always had with them a can of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Poodle, who feels it would be awesome. Honestly, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Poodle always had with them a bottle of wine that they would often demolish. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.