The Bewildered Cat

The Bewildered Cat owned a wig that they would break. It might be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a wig was the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Cat needed a little monkey that they liked to share. It should be a fairly different proposal, to most, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Cat owned a big sponge that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the item opted for.

The Bewildered Cat desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Bewildered Cat looked for a bag of poop that they liked to share. This might appear to be a new thought, to you, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Cat wanted a computer that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly curious thought, to some, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a computer was the item that was chosen.