My Crazy Santa

My Crazy Santa needed a crown that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a crown being the thing selected.

My Crazy Santa desperately wanted a cucumber that they would worship. It might be a fairly weird action, to many, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

My Crazy Santa often carried a sponge that they would often break. It would have been an exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be sublime. Strangely, a sponge was the chosen thing.

My Crazy Santa often carried a cup that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a cup would be the chosen thing.

My Crazy Santa owned a tomato that they would often eat. It was considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to many, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a tomato being the item opted for.

My Crazy Santa always kept a cup that they would often demolish. This seems a somewhat surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cup was the thing that was opted for.