The Ugly Poodle

The Ugly Poodle desired a pint of beer that they would play with. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Poodle always had with them a melon that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly original thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Poodle had a teapot that they would often drop. It is considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the chosen thing.

The Ugly Poodle desperately wanted a CD player that they would eat. This could be considered a strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a CD player being the item opted for.

The Ugly Poodle craved for a sword to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly surprising idea, to many, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was out of this world. Remarkably, a sword was the chosen item.

The Ugly Poodle craved for a mug that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a mug was the thing that was selected.