The Eccentric Poodle

The Eccentric Poodle desperately needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally annihilate This seems an original thought, to many, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Poodle desperately needed a hat that they would sometimes worship. It is a fairly new undertaking, to you, but not to the Poodle, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Poodle owned a mug that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Poodle needed a teapot that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a different undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be fun. Strangely, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Poodle wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to most, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine of all things.

The Eccentric Poodle often carried a bat that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a bat is the item to choose.