His Lovely Monkey

His Lovely Monkey looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a fairly different action, to some, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

His Lovely Monkey carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes smash. It should have been an exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Honestly, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

His Lovely Monkey always had with them a rubber johnny that they would smash. This seems a curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was epic. A rubber johnny having that done to it

His Lovely Monkey desperately searched for a pint of cider to share. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising action, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

His Lovely Monkey found a pint of beer to break. This seems to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

His Lovely Monkey carried a spade to annihilate It might have been a fairly curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.