The Special Unicorn

The Special Unicorn desperately needed a bat that they would put on his head. This seems a fairly odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. A bat was the item that was selected.

The Special Unicorn often carried a lava lamp that they would worship. It should have been a different operation, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

The Special Unicorn always kept a bag of poop that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be an odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was awesome. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

The Special Unicorn often carried a bottle of coke to smash. One might consider this to be a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Special Unicorn often carried a set square that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a set square being the thing opted for.

The Special Unicorn desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be an extraordinary operation, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is stunning. A can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.