The Fat Baby

The Fat Baby desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

The Fat Baby desired a stretchman that they would occasionally hug. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who considered it was entertaining. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

The Fat Baby searched for a spade that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be an extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the item to opt for.

The Fat Baby looked for a can of coke that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a fairly new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

The Fat Baby desired a bottle of wine that they would annihilate This is certainly an astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who feels it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

The Fat Baby always carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes hug. It should be a fairly astonishing thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who feels it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the item selected.