My Curious Servant

My Curious Servant often carried a pint of cider that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

My Curious Servant had a cup that they would insert somewhere. It should be a peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the chosen thing.

My Curious Servant needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

My Curious Servant desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes annihilate It should have been a fairly exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

My Curious Servant needed a set square that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

My Curious Servant looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often break. It might be a fairly curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered it was wonderous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.