The Boring Troll

The Boring Troll desperately looked for a helmet that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Troll always had with them a can of Tango that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a fairly curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. A can of Tango was the chosen thing.

The Boring Troll always kept a tomato that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the chosen thing.

The Boring Troll looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes break. This could be considered a weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Troll, who assumed it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

The Boring Troll desperately desired a hat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

The Boring Troll searched for a set of lego that they liked to demolish. This might appear to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen thing.