The Orange Snake

The Orange Snake desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes play with. It would have been a funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

The Orange Snake owned a rubber chicken that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Snake owned a bag of flour that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly unusual thought, to me, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Snake desperately needed a pint of beer that they liked to break. It would have been a bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea was fun. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Orange Snake carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Snake desperately needed a cheese grater to play with. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item selected.