A Troubled Monkey

A Troubled Monkey owned a painting of a melon that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

A Troubled Monkey desperately desired a teapot that they would often hug. It was considered to be a surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

A Troubled Monkey found a ball that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a fairly different exercise, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

A Troubled Monkey found a ball that they liked to worship. One might say this is a different action, to me, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was entertaining. Remarkably, a ball was the chosen thing.

A Troubled Monkey looked for a bat that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bat being the chosen item.

A Troubled Monkey found a stretchman that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be exciting. Honestly, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.