The Boring Pet

The Boring Pet craved for a can of coke that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Boring Pet desperately craved for a set of lego that they would often throw. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.

The Boring Pet always carried a helmet to break. One might consider this to be a peculiar thing to do, to you, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Pet craved for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally share. It might have been an exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Boring Pet searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Pet desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.