The Handsome Queen

The Handsome Queen had a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Queen owned a sword that they would smash. It was an odd activity, to my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item that was selected.

The Handsome Queen owned a mug that they would try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Queen owned a cucumber that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

The Handsome Queen always had with them a pint of cider that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Queen desperately searched for a set square to eat. It would have been a new idea, to you, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a set square is the item to choose.