The Scary Giraffe

The Scary Giraffe desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sleep with. It might be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

The Scary Giraffe desired a bottle of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is an extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Scary Giraffe had a can of coke that they liked to play with. This is certainly an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

The Scary Giraffe often carried a little monkey to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly different operation, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

The Scary Giraffe desperately needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally embrace. It is considered to be a fairly weird idea, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

The Scary Giraffe owned a bottle of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was amazing. A bottle of coke was the chosen thing.