My Red Unicorn

My Red Unicorn desired a can of coke to hug. One might say this is a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. A can of coke being the item opted for.

My Red Unicorn always kept a bag of poop that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

My Red Unicorn desperately desired a crown that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

My Red Unicorn wanted a cucumber that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a cucumber being the item opted for.

My Red Unicorn wanted a chocolate bar to put on his head. It might have been a fairly astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

My Red Unicorn desired a CD player that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a new action, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item that was chosen.