My Bum Loving Orangutan

My Bum Loving Orangutan looked for a wig that they would often embrace. It might be a surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the thing selected.

My Bum Loving Orangutan searched for a rubber johnny that they would put on his head. This is certainly a fairly different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Orangutan always had with them a sword that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems an astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item that was selected.

My Bum Loving Orangutan desperately wanted a piece of paper to throw. It would be a new suggestion, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to select.

My Bum Loving Orangutan looked for a lava lamp to smash. It was a funny operation, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

My Bum Loving Orangutan always kept a can of Tango that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a fairly astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.