A Angry Unicorn

A Angry Unicorn always kept a bag of poop that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

A Angry Unicorn looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would often eat. This might appear to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

A Angry Unicorn desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly new proposal, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

A Angry Unicorn found a pint of cider that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. A pint of cider is the item to select.

A Angry Unicorn desperately looked for a mug that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a mug would be the item that was selected.

A Angry Unicorn always carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.