The Scary Woodpecker

The Scary Woodpecker desired a pencil sharpener to eat. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

The Scary Woodpecker always kept a bottle of coke that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Woodpecker craved for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. A chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Woodpecker found a pint of beer that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Woodpecker looked for a bottle of beer that they would often annihilate One might find this to be a curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Scary Woodpecker carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally embrace. It was a new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.