The Confused Artist

The Confused Artist had a bag of flour that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Artist needed a can of Dr Pepper to worship. It was a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

The Confused Artist always had with them a painting of a melon that they liked to break. It should be a surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Artist, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Artist craved for a spade that they sometimes eat. It might be an extraordinary approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing to opt for.

The Confused Artist desperately craved for a helmet that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a helmet is the thing to select.

The Confused Artist needed a tomato that they sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the thing selected.