The Foolish Unicorn

The Foolish Unicorn had a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Unicorn desperately craved for a pint of beer that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly new thing to do, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Unicorn often carried a rubber johnny that they would often throw. This could be considered a somewhat surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

The Foolish Unicorn had a little monkey that they would sometimes break. It might have been a funny idea, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Unicorn desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Foolish Unicorn desired a bottle of wine to smash. This could be considered a fairly funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.