My Adventurous Woodpecker

My Adventurous Woodpecker desperately desired a crown that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the thing opted for.

My Adventurous Woodpecker always had with them a bag of poop that they would cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly odd action, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

My Adventurous Woodpecker desperately craved for a little monkey that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

My Adventurous Woodpecker needed a crown that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a crown was the item that was opted for.

My Adventurous Woodpecker desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

My Adventurous Woodpecker looked for a set square that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be simply life. Remarkably, a set square is the item that was chosen.