Boring Chimp

Boring Chimp always carried a rubber chicken that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was sublime. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

Boring Chimp looked for a teapot that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the item to select.

Boring Chimp desperately desired a toilet brush that they liked to demolish. It was an astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be stunning. A toilet brush being the item selected.

Boring Chimp owned a sword that they sometimes share. This might appear to be a funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a sword is the item to opt for.

Boring Chimp desperately wanted a crown that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a crown is the thing to opt for.

Boring Chimp desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes throw. It was a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.