Her Depressed Servant

Her Depressed Servant always kept a bat that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bat was the item that was opted for.

Her Depressed Servant needed a computer that they sometimes annihilate It should be a fairly strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a computer being the chosen item.

Her Depressed Servant needed a stapler that they would occasionally break. It is a different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing to select.

Her Depressed Servant desired a teapot that they would sometimes embrace. It might be a fairly astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

Her Depressed Servant searched for a can of coke that they would occasionally cuddle. It was a fairly funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be sublime. A can of coke is the item to choose.

Her Depressed Servant desperately needed a custard pie that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the chosen item.