The Brainy Reindeer

The Brainy Reindeer always carried a block of cheese that they liked to worship. This seems a fairly astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Brainy Reindeer wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Brainy Reindeer craved for a teapot that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

The Brainy Reindeer wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally hug. It would have been an exciting suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

The Brainy Reindeer always kept a wig that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is a surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the chosen item.

The Brainy Reindeer desperately wanted a radiator that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a radiator being the item opted for.