Curious Baby

Curious Baby wanted a pint of beer that they would often smash. It should have been an original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the item selected.

Curious Baby carried a custard pie to sleep with. It might have been a different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who considered it would be awesome. A custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

Curious Baby always kept a hat that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be wonderous. Honestly, a hat was the item that was opted for.

Curious Baby had a custard pie that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a custard pie having that done to it

Curious Baby desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

Curious Baby found a mug that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was wonderous. Honestly, a mug would be the item chosen.