You are viewing a single comment's thread from:
RE: Where on Wednesday thirty two: Above the mountains - Photos and video
Well that's where I'd like to be right now too. Snow, sun and scenery. Shear awesomeness. And water with bird poo in the mountains sounds double great.
Lol, bird poo water never hurt anyone...Although to be honest that bird poo theory was never scientifically tested...I just sort of assumed it was in there.
Bird poo, it's everywhere.
We could bottle that and sell it as a health product. I'm sure it would be much more efficient than diamond filtered water that @deadspace suggested. They do fecal transplantations, so why not this way. We would just skip some hard steps and offer the product to our customers orally. We could call it... Birdpoo. Or Birpee! Yes! That sounds like a fashionable trend.
I'm a living proof that ingesting worms, mud and bacteria from the soil (as a child... yeeeees... when I was young...) gives a healthy basis to life. I was raised by worms. No. That came out wrong. I was raised with worms. No. That's not it either. Oh for goodness sake, I ate worms when I was little! And there's nothing worng... rwong... tuesday!hamancheese!exterminate! ...nothing wrong with me.
So who's with me? Bird poo health drink!
Birpee sounds like marketing genius! Crowdfund it! Lol.
Nothing like investing worms and mud. I think it was all Inate to the age of 5...That probably explains a lot I guess. 🤣
Anyway, I'll look out for #birpee at my local health food store!
I'm trying to think of a good catch phrase for an add but I have nothing.
"Birpee. Here's looking at you kid."
"Birpee. Because you're worth it."
"Birpee. You know you want to."
"Birpee. Just do it."
Naah... these all seem so... familiar.
Hmm...
"Birpee, because drinking your own is disgusting."
Whatcha think?
I think we have a winner! :D
Haha...No more brainstorming? I'm sure we could come up with better.
My brainstorm has died down. I better get some inspiration from watching few Simpsons of Futurama episodes for this.