So, are you familiar with the sinch-type plastic pieces that are for tightening and loosening the straps on things like backpacks among other things? Have you ever, by accident, or on purpose, pulled the strap all the way through?
Fuck... A'... Round
They are a bitch to re-thread properly. I only do this once every few years, as I like to think that I have learned my lesson. Audie did it, this time. She then, with a cruel and mischievous smile, proceeded to abandon me with the task of fixing it.
Fuckkk... AAAA... Rouunnnndddd...
It takes me 20 friggin' minutes to figure it out every time. Alas, the next time, I will probably have forgotten how I did it AGAIN. Here's to hoping that I have grown more intelligent by then, or that my memory has improved. I have heard there are pills for this problem. I don't want to end up all, Flowers-for-Algernon, though, so I think I'll try to increase the quantity of my meditations, and hope that it gives me enough mental edge to take this problem on the next time this FWP rears it's butt-fucking ugly head.
P.S.: This was a fun read, cobber.
And so, out of the first world of the USA comes yet another FWP that uncle galenkp needs to solve.
Firstly, yes, it's a legit FWP and yes I am familiar with them.
So, the solution...A 5 year old. Yep, that's it. Those little bastards know everything these days and will be able to re-thread that fucking loop thing in about 13 seconds, whilst watching Dora the Explorer or some shit like that on TV. They will be able to tune the TV too by the way.
Head down to the local primary school with a bag of candy...Actually, DON'T do that for obvious reasons! But find some kid with deft fingers and you're done. Back pack fixed. Uncle galenkp strikes again. You're welcome.
Thanks for playing along cobber, was a bit of fun to write.
HAHAHAHAHA.. I'm not a very apt reader. It's not that I can't read well. It's more that I have read-one-paragraph-run-out-and-start-doing-shit-like-I-read-the-whole-thing, disorder.
I was already at the store picking through the candy aisle, when Audie stopped me. "Wait!" she cried out, "...you MUST finish reading! PLEASE! .. Oo-oo-oohhh!!! Loooook!!! A piece of candy!"
Haha! Well, we can all learn lessons in life...You almost learned one the hard way...In prison. :)
Well shit ... already been there!! Learned Spanish, Transcendental Meditation, Pinochle, among other things (not all of them were, how should I say, good, things). lol.
Reminds me of my prison days...Oh hang on, that was the time I watched Shawshank Redemption. My bad.
I can't imagine prison to be good. Hopefully I'll never find out but if someone was to harm Faith I'd slaughter them and would probably end up in prison.