Early Bird

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Here he is again. Every spring for the last two years. A tiny blue titmouse. But what's his problem?

He sits on the side mirror of my car and attacks his reflection in the window. He gets so worked up that there are bird droppings everywhere. All over the side door. That stuff is acidic and eats the paint. Oh great.

Then he attacks his reflection in the widows of the house. Crash! Crash! Crash! The sound of him smashing into the window in order to "Kill that other bird" Oh boy. Here he comes again.

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Last year I bought some plastic snakes and draped them over the side mirror on the car. That kept him away. But the house window is a tough one. Maybe I could post a life like photo of a cat on the inside of the window?

My friend suggested the bird and I had know each other in a previous lifetime. And he was an enemy who took birth as a bird just so he could harass me. Could be.....