JOKE Of The Day
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Little Johnny Joke : Lie Detector Robot
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Little Johnny's dad bought a lie detector robot that slaps someone in the face when they lie.
He came home and said: "Little Johnny, what have you been doing all day?"
Little Johnny says: "I have been doing my homework"
SMACK, the robot smacked him.
Little Johnny: "Okay, okay, okay I was watching a movie."
SMACK, the robot smacked him again!
Little Johnny: "Okay Okay Okay I was watching porn."
Dad says: "WHAT! I didn't even know what porn was at your age!"
SMACK, the robot smacked his dad.
The mom says: "Yupp he is definitely your kid"
SMACK, robot smacks the mom.
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