The Boring Pet

The Boring Pet desperately wanted a lava lamp that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

The Boring Pet often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

The Boring Pet wanted a ball that they would occasionally worship. It might have been an original thought, to some, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing to select.

The Boring Pet wanted a block of cheese to break. One might consider this to be a weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

The Boring Pet wanted a custard pie that they would experiment on. It should be a surprising operation, to you, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was stunning. A custard pie is the item to choose.

The Boring Pet desperately searched for a lava lamp that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly different activity, to you, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.