The Cute Alien

The Cute Alien needed a mug that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a fairly funny operation, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

The Cute Alien owned a magic 8 ball that they liked to put down their trousers. It is a fairly weird activity, to me, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was amazing. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

The Cute Alien needed a stapler that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly unusual proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Alien desperately craved for a CD player that they would throw. It was an astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the chosen thing.

The Cute Alien owned a pint of cider to experiment on. This is certainly an extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Alien desired a bottle of wine to demolish. It was an unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was epic. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.