Her Weary Chimp

Her Weary Chimp owned a can of Tango that they sometimes put on his head. It was an astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was epic. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

Her Weary Chimp desired a teapot that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the item that was selected.

Her Weary Chimp found a cup that they would drop. This seems a weird action, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a cup of all things.

Her Weary Chimp needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

Her Weary Chimp desperately wanted a mug that they sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

Her Weary Chimp desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly curious idea, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Strangely, a pint of cider being the thing selected.