The Bum Loving Chimp

The Bum Loving Chimp always carried a big sponge that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a big sponge being the item opted for.

The Bum Loving Chimp desperately desired a pen that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Chimp, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to opt for.

The Bum Loving Chimp had a chocolate bar that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar of all things.

The Bum Loving Chimp always carried a set square that they liked to hug. It is a fairly unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Chimp desperately needed a bat that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be epic. Remarkably, a bat being the thing opted for.

The Bum Loving Chimp desperately wanted a piece of paper that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a fairly weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.