Humorous Quips

A new day, and a new week. Let us start the week with some humour.

Laughter cures a multitude of ills, and is so important for health that these days, doctors, and physicians prescribe a dose of laughter together with their medicine. Laughter is probably the best and cheapest medicine

Here’s a little humour to help you start the week on a positive note. May your days be filled with laughter.

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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron. - George Carlin

You can always tell the golfer who's winning: he's the one who keeps telling his opponent that it's only a game. - Evan Esar

It is hard to be a woman. You must think like a man, act like a lady, look like a young girl, and work like a horse. - Unknown

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Hard work never killed anybody but why take the chance? - Edgar Bergen

If you have everything under control, you’re not moving fast enough. - Mario Andretti

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. - Unknown

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. - Winston Churchill

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection!

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