The Unusual Hedgehog

The Unusual Hedgehog desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Hedgehog desperately searched for a stapler that they would play with. It is a funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the item that was selected.

The Unusual Hedgehog desperately wanted a little monkey that they liked to hug. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Hedgehog always had with them a set square that they would eat. It is a fairly weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea was miraculous. A set square being the chosen thing.

The Unusual Hedgehog often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Hedgehog looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems an odd exercise, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of beer of all things.