My Bewildered Hedgehog

My Bewildered Hedgehog desperately desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

My Bewildered Hedgehog always had with them a can of coke that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Hedgehog always carried a little monkey that they liked to insert somewhere. It is an astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item to choose.

My Bewildered Hedgehog often carried a wig that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. A wig is the thing to opt for.

My Bewildered Hedgehog looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an odd activity, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Hedgehog desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea was fun. Strangely, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.